there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
