is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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