All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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