Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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