oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
My balls are so social today.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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