would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
