This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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