so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
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