She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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