You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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