Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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