Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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