If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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