I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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