Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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