it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I want to make a zoo with you.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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