Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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