i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
She's the barista slut.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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