i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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