we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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