My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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