I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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