kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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