Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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