I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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