Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
His hands were made for my vagina.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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