Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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