Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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