how can u be prego again
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
There r osticjed everywhere
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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