he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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