if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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