So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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