I think im going to throw up on grandma
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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