trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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