Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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