vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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