hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I can text with my tongue
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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