Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Randomize
