D3 body, D1 cock
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
