Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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