We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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