So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
ugly people sure do ruin things
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
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