It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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