i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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