i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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