i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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