I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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