You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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