I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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