Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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